Gallery: Cole Atencio. Additional photos: Justin Parkhurst.
I am all out of Jizz. I just jizzed all day everyday, and now I am out. The Holy Bowly is the best. thing. ever. If mountains built courses like this instead of a super pipe, snowboarding might “progress” in a way that is more satisfying to its constituents. Amidst this week of snowboard bliss, I was reminded occasionally via social media that this week was also Coachella. Now in case this isn’t obvious to you, I am going to explain why Holy Bowly destroys Coachella.
Howly Bowly is an international gathering of creativity and flow
Max Warbington tore this course a new one.
Coachella is an international gathering of wanna-be hipster Los Angeles chads.
The fast times are free.
Everything is coming up Krugmire.
Why stand around in the heat and pay an arm and a leg for drugs and booze, on top of the cost to get into the place when you could be taking hot laps and dipping into your hidden ice cooler of frosty brews?
There were still hot chicks here
I heart mama hades.
That is if you like snowboard chicks or the fake-looking Monster Energy type. Shout out to the #monstergirls
You can chill with the legends
Sage, a legend in the making.
Fuck a backstage pass, just follow Jamie Lynn or Chris Roach through the bowl and try and survive.
The sight seeing is top notch
DAYYYYUMMM POPS
Nick “pops” Poplawski gave the ladies what they wanted today…even if they didn’t know they wanted it yet.
Also, there was snowboarding. Try pulling that off in the So Cal desert. Thanks are in order for Krush Kulesza, Jeremy Cooper and everyone else who made this event possible. We’re not ones to blow smoke, but this was hands down the best non-contest ever.